come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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