We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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