Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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