Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
we made out on top of his cat.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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