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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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