i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
