I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy