nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
my poor anus
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
How naked do you want me to be?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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