Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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