I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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