Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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