dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
