Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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