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Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.

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(810) Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal. http://tfl.nu/hj11

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i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes

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(316): i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes http://tfl.nu/q5w9

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That reminds me...we need to get swords

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(785): That reminds me...we need to get swords http://tfl.nu/9ivg

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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.

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(978): I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine. http://tfl.nu/o5fg

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(336): View more from North Carolina

he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.

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(336): he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever. http://tfl.nu/31ik

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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.

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(772): Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with. http://tfl.nu/bsvi

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(845): View more from New York

The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.

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(845): The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction. http://tfl.nu/75bn

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?

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(608): I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay? http://tfl.nu/awtj

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out

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(717): Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out http://tfl.nu/4ixo

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny

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(603): Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny http://tfl.nu/ui8a

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(763): View more from Minnesota

the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night

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shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..

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(763): the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night (612): shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore .. http://tfl.nu/1vgv

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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober

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(989): you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober http://tfl.nu/1g6r

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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands

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(610): This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands http://tfl.nu/sjql

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He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?

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(908): He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven? http://tfl.nu/a24b

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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?

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(480): Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds? http://tfl.nu/pa31

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