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• (713): View more from Texas

  You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin

  (954): View more from Florida

  Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever

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• (949): View more from California

  You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!

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  I don't wanna die...

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.

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