all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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