i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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