Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Sorry about my life...
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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