omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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