Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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