He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
its not stalking. its research.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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