I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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