The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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