The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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