i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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