Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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