omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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