Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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