Your face is a jimmy john
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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