We're like a lot better than the average bears
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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