so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just 30 Funny Tumblr Posts About Starbucks
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
18 People Are Kind Of A**holes But Also Completely Hilarious
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK