Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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