ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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