We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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