can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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