Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You took a bar mat shot.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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