you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
not ubering you a puppy
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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