Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick