Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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