what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
