No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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