Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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