I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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