I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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