i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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