We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
this is an emotional support booty call
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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