I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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