He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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