Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I need to align my fucking chakras
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