:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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