He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
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I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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