turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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