Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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