Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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